Irvine Folk Club are very proud that this poem was written by Willie Sinclair , one of our members. (No not Willie the Vet – Willie, Archie Comrie’s pal) Dennis Lawson will read it on BBC Scotland TV on Friday night 24th April at 10.30pm
Coronavirus Poem by Willie Sinclair
Twa months ago, we didna
ken
yer name or ocht aboot ye.
But lots of things have
changed since then
I really must salute ye
Yer spreading rate is
quite intense.
Yer feeding like a gannet
Disruption caused, is so immense
Ye’ve shaken oor wee
planet
Corona used tae be a beer.
They garnished it wae
limes.
But noo its filled us awe
wae fear.
These days are scary
times.
Nae shakin hawns, or
peckin lips.
It’s whit they awe advise
But scrub them weel richt
tae the tips.
That’s how we’ll awe
survive.
Just stay inside the hoose
ye bide.
Nae sneakin oot for
strolls.
Just check the lavvy every
hoor
and stock-take your loo
rolls.
Oor holidays have been pit
aff
Noo that’s the Jet 2
patter
Pit oan yer thermals, have
a laugh
and paddle ‘doon the
waater’
Canary isles, no for a
while.
Nae need for suntan cream.
and awe because o this wee
bug
we ken tae be …19
The boredom surely will
set in.
But have a read, or
doodle.
or plan yer menu for the
month
wi 95 pot noodles.
So dinny think ye’ll wipe
us oot.
Aye true, a few have died.
Bubonic, Bird Flu and TB.
They came, they left, they
tried.
Ye might be gallus noo ma
freen
As ye jump fae cup tae
cup.
But when we get oor
vaccine made.
Yer number will be up.